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Well. I'm socially awkward a lot of the time. I quote things almost all the time, Hence my quotes section is so long. I love movies, dramas and comedies mostly.
My favourite music is listed above but i am open to other music as well. I have a very mainstream music taste but it's only because i'm too lazy to be alternative.
I like to write. As in poems, stories, scripts, but I often never finish them or they are very crap.
I love accents. Especially if a comedian has a thick accent. I'm 80% more likely to laugh.
I hate Joan Rivers when she does stand up. She should only ever do red carpet specials before award shows.
Or cocaine. Whichever is handy.
I have two cats. Oscar and Lucy. Oscar's my favourite.
I can't stand Miley Cyrus. I wish i could have gone back in time and killed Billy Ray Cyrus right before he wrote Achey Breaky Heart. That way I'd be eliminating two awful things in this world.
I'm on the verge of having aspergers. which is what i blame my social awkwardness on.
I wish i owned a 50's style swimsuit. No other swimsuits can handle my curvaceous figure.
Aand... I think that's enough for now.
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