Dream Catcher

Well. I'm socially awkward a lot of the time. I quote things almost all the time, Hence my quotes section is so long. I love movies, dramas and comedies mostly.
My favourite music is listed above but i am open to other music as well. I have a very mainstream music taste but it's only because i'm too lazy to be alternative.
I like to write. As in poems, stories, scripts, but I often never finish them or they are very crap.
I love accents. Especially if a comedian has a thick accent. I'm 80% more likely to laugh.
I hate Joan Rivers when she does stand up. She should only ever do red carpet specials before award shows.
Or cocaine. Whichever is handy.
I have two cats. Oscar and Lucy. Oscar's my favourite.
I can't stand Miley Cyrus. I wish i could have gone back in time and killed Billy Ray Cyrus right before he wrote Achey Breaky Heart. That way I'd be eliminating two awful things in this world.
I'm on the verge of having aspergers. which is what i blame my social awkwardness on.
I wish i owned a 50's style swimsuit. No other swimsuits can handle my curvaceous figure.
Aand... I think that's enough for now.
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May 21
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Ka-Weens-Land

In the next holidays, i will be going to Queensland and i am hella excited. It’ll be alot of shopping, lounging in the hotel room, drawing and HOPEFULLY shopping for a 50’s one piece!

May 10
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There’s someone in your belly!!”
“Yeah that’s your new baby brother or sister”
“NO! IT’S A DEAD PERSON!!
— Jason Byrne
May 08
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I can’t see! I can’t see!”
“Of course you can’t fucking see, I shot a blank in your fucking eye!”

haha, this is from In Bruges isn’t it? Yeah it is! :D Its one of my favourites, not to sound gay but if Colin Farrell told me he wanted my body, I wouldn’t say no
haha! that’s amazing
From a great movie, with great people, and great things. Watching it is like a Fairytale (via tundratim) (via ronniemars) (via tundratim)
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Stop! It’s a Stick Up!

I want to start a religion. I want to start my own hippie/religion/cult/commune group. I’ve been inspired by two things. Veronica Mars and Oblivion.
There was an amazing episode of Veronica Mars in which Veronica investigates what a couple of rich parents think is a cult. It turns out that the ‘cult’ is just a group of people who Veronica playfully describes as a group of “sixties throwbacks” who like to hang out in a remote farm area.
I want to create a group like that! A bunch of people who pick a fairly remote grassy area and just hang out, cook stuff from scratch, chat and… well, pretty much whatever. A basic scape from modern life. It would be amazing.
Any thoughts? :)

“Let’s get rich and give everybody nice sweaters and teach them how to dance”- Ingrid Michealson

I agree.

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I can’t see! I can’t see!”
“Of course you can’t fucking see, I shot a blank in your fucking eye!”

haha, this is from In Bruges isn’t it?
From a great movie, with great people, and great things. Watching it is like a Fairytale (via tundratim)
May 06
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he had no idea… heh heh heh

he had no idea… heh heh heh

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Awkward JB-HI FI Guy who was so shy, who was so shy

I had a beautiful moment among many other beautiful moments yesterday. I was in JB-HI FI with Timothy and Samantha and we were looking at PC games. there was another guy who was standing near us and looking at the games as well.
I said: Tim have you ever played ‘Oblivion’
Tim said: YES! IT’S GREAT! HAVE YOU?
guy standing near us (awkwardly trying to join the conversation) said: Yeah, it’s really cool.
It was adorable. We almost could have started our own little gaming nerd ‘Oblivion’ society. It would have been grand.
I wish strangers said things like this more often.

May 05
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dun dala dun dala dun giddee giddee giddee breaking into the pentagon… double click on yes…